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	<title>DIVINA PARODIE &#187; lui</title>
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		<title>Mniezo cel fără de vârstă</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/08/mniezo-cel-fara-de-varsta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 06:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Basu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Basu]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Azi este ziua lui &#8216;mniezo. Şi nu, nu este Crăciunul, aşa cum toţi v-aţi aştepta, de Crăciun s-o născut fiu-so numa&#8217;. Azi e ziua lui Mniezo cel bătrân, care împlineşte fără număr.
Rememorând ceva din activitatea lui :
acu  7518 ani, mniezo făcea lumea. Rămăsese fără tutun, şi se plictisea teribil, aşteptând să vină ceva serafim de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Geci de blugi, savarine şi secs oral</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/geci-de-blugi-savarine-si-secs-oral/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 06:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Basu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Basu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[De noi]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cristoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dar]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[doi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[durea]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Gajica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harley Mavinson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ontologia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orice]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[unu]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=347</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Pentru confidenţialitatea datelor personale, în cele ce urmează, prin mila bunului Mniezo, protagoniştii nostri se vor chema Cristoase!Unu, Cristoase! Doi, Gajica Unu şi Gajica doi.
Cristoase!Unu era roacăr. Dar nu orice fel de roacăr, era unul din ăia răi, cu plete şi geacă de blugi, pantaloni peticiţi, perfuzie cu vodkă, în fine, toate cele. Cristoase! Doi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cristoase! a vrut sa-l bata pe Brad Pitt.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/cristoase-a-vrut-sa-l-bata-pe-brad-pitt/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/cristoase-a-vrut-sa-l-bata-pe-brad-pitt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 03:17:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brad pitt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[calea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[carca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cluj]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cristoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[decat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[din]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[era]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[imediat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moldavian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music pub]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pitt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prieteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rachet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zise]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=345</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mi-am adus aminte de Cristoase! care era cu colejii lui de camera din caminul 5 din Observatorul din Cluj. Cristoase! nu era cel mai roacher din lume, asa ca s-a dus in Music Pubul din Cluj si ungurii de-acolo nu-i pareau lui foarte prietenosi. Cand ceva blond cu ochi albastri destul de solid a trecut [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Am fost la munte.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/am-fost-la-munte/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 23:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[afara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bolovan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[care]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[decat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gajica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Idiotului]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[imbecil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lasat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[limba romana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[luat]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[mai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mniezo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[viceroy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=343</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dar nu acum, mai demult, cand aveam 16 ani si Cristoase! avea 14.  Acolo, pe traseul imbecil dintre Cabana Idiotului si ceva lac de prin  Parang, ne-am ratacit de doua ori la dus si de trei ori la intors. Dar  l-am luat pe Cristoase! si hai sa mergem la cabana. La Cabana [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Margareta si porumbeii</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/margareta-si-porumbeii/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/margareta-si-porumbeii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 00:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[care]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[lui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[margareta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oriunde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parasit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pentru]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ponei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porumbei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porumbeii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sa zic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sacul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tigle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Timisoara]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=340</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Cristoase! arata ca un drac uman. Are o pleata rara, impletita in coada de ponei, ca sa zic asa. Intr-un post pe care cred ca l-am sters la un moment dat, povesteam cum Cristoase! de gelozie a muscat dintr-un oltcit si si-a spart dintii, pe care i-a inlocuit cu dinti de metal. Erau de fapt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>L-am cunoscut pe ucigaşul lui Jean Constantin</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/l-am-cunoscut-pe-ucigasul-lui-jeanconstantin/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/l-am-cunoscut-pe-ucigasul-lui-jeanconstantin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 12:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Basu</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Al]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[bine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bot bot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Constantin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cum]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=326</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[E duminică. Aşa cum orice  orăşean cu gâtul ros de traistă e obişnuit, duminica se merge la târgul de animale. Acolo se vizionează, iepuri, peşti, câini, pârşi şi alte orătănii.
Azi, pe drumul de costişă ce duce spre acasă, tată-miu  a dat bot în bot, bine că nu la propriu, cu un prieten vechi. Al lui, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ce vraji a mai facut gajica la spital!</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/05/ce-vraji-a-mai-facut-gajica-la-spital/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/05/ce-vraji-a-mai-facut-gajica-la-spital/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 12:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[babute]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Babutele]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[carti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cealalta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gajica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[incep]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[mai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nici]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[zice]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=283</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Gajica lui Cristoase! s-a mutat la spital fiindca bause niste pietre si i-au ramas la rinichi. Acolo, ca orice gajica tanara, era insotita de niste babute preacuvioase, cu frica lui mniezo. Babutele care mai de care citeau carti, jucau carti, scriau carti, ma rog, ca babutele..Ce fac babutele de plictiseala? Ezac! Corec! Direc! Sporovaiesc toata [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nu sunt misogin, jur!</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/nu-sunt-misogin-jur/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/nu-sunt-misogin-jur/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acolo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[afara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cafea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cristoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[din]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gajici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lasat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lucreaza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moneda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pe loc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zambit]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=232</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cristoase! lucreaza la banca. Din cand in cand, in afara de matusele care vin sa imprumute milioarde ca sa construiascacasa la nepoti, mai vin si gajici, pe care Cristoase! le trateaza cu cafea, acolo pe loc sau dupa program. Cand a venit ultima bunaciune de gajica, dar in acelasi timp prima pe o scara de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cum au fost mniezo si bunicu-su la manastire.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/02/cum-au-fost-mniezo-si-bunicu-su-la-manastire/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/02/cum-au-fost-mniezo-si-bunicu-su-la-manastire/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[avem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunicul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[conquest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[curaj]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[foarte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inalt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Karl May]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mniezo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pentru]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[portugalia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salvat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salveaza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scandinavia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spre]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=200</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Pe bunicul lui mniezo il gasiti in blogroll. E ceea ce se cheama un voluntar si salveaza copii si i-a salvat in scandinavia si acum ii salveaza in portugalia si curand ii salveaza si in africa. Face ce am vrea toti sa avem curaj sa facem si bunul mniezo spre exemplu nu poate pentru ca [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/02/189/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/02/189/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[berea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cristoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gasit]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[mare]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=189</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Am gasit o poza de la nunta lui Cristoase!, nu pun d-astea de obicei dar merita vazuta. Cristoase! vedeti si voi ce vesel e. Nasu mare vine cu papucii si berea la raport, iara mireasa e deja vanata, adicatelea relatia e clar de lunga durata. Sa le uram tinerilor insuratei casa de piatra!

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