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	<title>DIVINA PARODIE &#187; care</title>
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		<title>Mniezo cel fără de vârstă</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/08/mniezo-cel-fara-de-varsta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 06:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Basu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Azi este ziua lui &#8216;mniezo. Şi nu, nu este Crăciunul, aşa cum toţi v-aţi aştepta, de Crăciun s-o născut fiu-so numa&#8217;. Azi e ziua lui Mniezo cel bătrân, care împlineşte fără număr.
Rememorând ceva din activitatea lui :
acu  7518 ani, mniezo făcea lumea. Rămăsese fără tutun, şi se plictisea teribil, aşteptând să vină ceva serafim de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cristoase! a vrut sa-l bata pe Brad Pitt.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 03:17:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mi-am adus aminte de Cristoase! care era cu colejii lui de camera din caminul 5 din Observatorul din Cluj. Cristoase! nu era cel mai roacher din lume, asa ca s-a dus in Music Pubul din Cluj si ungurii de-acolo nu-i pareau lui foarte prietenosi. Cand ceva blond cu ochi albastri destul de solid a trecut [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Am fost la munte.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/am-fost-la-munte/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 23:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dar nu acum, mai demult, cand aveam 16 ani si Cristoase! avea 14.  Acolo, pe traseul imbecil dintre Cabana Idiotului si ceva lac de prin  Parang, ne-am ratacit de doua ori la dus si de trei ori la intors. Dar  l-am luat pe Cristoase! si hai sa mergem la cabana. La Cabana [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Margareta si porumbeii</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/margareta-si-porumbeii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 00:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=340</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Cristoase! arata ca un drac uman. Are o pleata rara, impletita in coada de ponei, ca sa zic asa. Intr-un post pe care cred ca l-am sters la un moment dat, povesteam cum Cristoase! de gelozie a muscat dintr-un oltcit si si-a spart dintii, pe care i-a inlocuit cu dinti de metal. Erau de fapt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Knofler. White Horse. Costinesti.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/knofler-white-horse-costinesti/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/knofler-white-horse-costinesti/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 23:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=311</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dupa ce am cunoscut o fata cu strabism si i-am dat doua ca se uita dupa alt barbat, mi-am adus aminte ca v-am promis ca scriu si de muzica, si de film, de etc etc. Bunului mniezo ii place sa creada ca asculta muzica buna, in felul lui, asa. Ca sa va zic ce chitarist [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Categoria &#8220;Raspundem cititorilor&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/categoria-raspundem-cititorilor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 11:07:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[La articolul de aici am primit urmatoriul comentariul, probabil cel mai bun reply la o postare pe care l-am vazut vreodata. Deci loati de va bucurati!
&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.

Montaj, asamblare si reparatii mobile, mutari locuinte.
Montam,  asamblam  si reparam o gama diversificata de mobilier: mobila  de bucatarie, sufragerie, dormitoare, paturi si canapele extensibile sau  fixe, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eu, Ea şi Luna</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/eu-ea-si-luna/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 06:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Basu</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=315</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Amu ceva vreme, multă vreme zic, cam ca la un an, posedam încă un frumos şi unic exemplar din ceea ce mulţi ar numi &#8221; femeia Aşa DA!&#8221;, cu toate cele (bine, avea ea un defect, pe mine, dar intre timp s-o rezolvat,asta îi altă naraţiune).  Într-una din zile, cam pe la miezul nopţii, eu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Casa, cap I</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/05/casa-cap-i/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/05/casa-cap-i/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 12:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Cum ziceam, din seria povesti serioase, iote un capitol.
Batranul  statea pe veranda casei albe, admirand multumit gradina cocheta  asternuta ca un covor plin de culori in fata casei in care isi petrecuse  ultima jumatate de veac. In fata, stejarul trona majestuos covorul de  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ce vraji a mai facut gajica la spital!</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/05/ce-vraji-a-mai-facut-gajica-la-spital/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/05/ce-vraji-a-mai-facut-gajica-la-spital/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 12:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Babutele]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[care]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gajica lui Cristoase! s-a mutat la spital fiindca bause niste pietre si i-au ramas la rinichi. Acolo, ca orice gajica tanara, era insotita de niste babute preacuvioase, cu frica lui mniezo. Babutele care mai de care citeau carti, jucau carti, scriau carti, ma rog, ca babutele..Ce fac babutele de plictiseala? Ezac! Corec! Direc! Sporovaiesc toata [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Axiomele. Test.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/05/axiomele-test/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/05/axiomele-test/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 10:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ceva anunturi de facut. Zilele astea, cand s-o hotari amica-miu sa m-ajute, ca eu sunt in pom cu tecnolojia, o sa se modifice niste chestii. Pana atunci, fac si ceva teste, asa ca postarea asta, pe care ati mai vazut-o o mai pun o tura. Bunul mniezo isi cere scuze pentru ce urmeaza si ce [...]]]></description>
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