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	<title>DIVINA PARODIE &#187; Asta</title>
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	<description>Nu ma faceti sa vin la voi!</description>
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		<title>Iubiri interzise, telenovela de apartament mic.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/07/iubiri-interzise-telenovela-de-apartament-mic/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/07/iubiri-interzise-telenovela-de-apartament-mic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bucuresti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[colt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cristoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doarme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gajica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gajicii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mort]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spuna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[uita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[varul]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cristoase! a tras de fiare si e solid si mare si rau. Beat mort merge la Gajica locuinda in ceva colt de bucuresti si Gajica era cu varul Gajicii si Cristoase! i-a explicat ca el nu are cum sa se intoarca in coltul lui de bucuresti care e alt colt, asa ca doarme la Gajica, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Margareta si porumbeii</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/margareta-si-porumbeii/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/margareta-si-porumbeii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 00:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cristoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[din]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[era]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gasca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[margareta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oriunde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parasit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pentru]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ponei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porumbei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porumbeii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sa zic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sacul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tigle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Timisoara]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=340</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Cristoase! arata ca un drac uman. Are o pleata rara, impletita in coada de ponei, ca sa zic asa. Intr-un post pe care cred ca l-am sters la un moment dat, povesteam cum Cristoase! de gelozie a muscat dintr-un oltcit si si-a spart dintii, pe care i-a inlocuit cu dinti de metal. Erau de fapt [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>Axiomele. Test.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/05/axiomele-test/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/05/axiomele-test/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 10:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[astea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baieti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baietii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cel putin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ceva]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[devina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[din]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[divina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gajica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gasim]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gramada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[infia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masurat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mniezo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parodie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[revin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex oral]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tatic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[webcam]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=281</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ceva anunturi de facut. Zilele astea, cand s-o hotari amica-miu sa m-ajute, ca eu sunt in pom cu tecnolojia, o sa se modifice niste chestii. Pana atunci, fac si ceva teste, asa ca postarea asta, pe care ati mai vazut-o o mai pun o tura. Bunul mniezo isi cere scuze pentru ce urmeaza si ce [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cum si-a tras-o bunul mniezo cu mircea badea!</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/cum-si-a-tras-o-bunul-mniezo-cu-mircea-badea/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/cum-si-a-tras-o-bunul-mniezo-cu-mircea-badea/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[badea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ceva]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[citea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dimineata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[face]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fundal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gajica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mircea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mircea badea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mniezo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[numara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rusi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[seara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vremea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=251</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Acum mai multi ani decat putem noi numara, pe vremea cand bunul mniezo daruise inchizitia de pe micile ecrane, Gajica a venit la bunul mniezo. De data asta la el. Nocturne. Sonate. Balade.

Acum vo un an doi, bunul mniezo s-a intalnit iara cu Gajica. De data asta la ea. Dimineata, proaspat ajuns, bunul mniezo face [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cum i-a copt-o bunul mniezo la Gajica</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/cum-i-a-copt-o-bunul-mniezo-la-gajica/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/cum-i-a-copt-o-bunul-mniezo-la-gajica/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 23:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[auda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[avea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cafea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[costinesti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dacie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[de vo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doua]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dracu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gajica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lasat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mniezo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pe 200]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teava]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ulei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vama veche]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zis]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=236</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bunul mniezo, mare bucatar, le mai coace uneori. Pe vremuri, bunul mniezo avea o Gajica uber-interesanta. Era genul de Gajicacare il tinea pe bunul mniezo mereu ocupat si isi faceau intre ei tot felul de glume stralucite, de genul glume proaste. La un moment dat, bunul mniezo trebuia sa se intalneasca cu Gajica intr-un bar [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Aventurile bunului mniezo la biserica.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/aventurile-bunului-mniezo-la-biserica/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/aventurile-bunului-mniezo-la-biserica/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amandoi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[avea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[biserica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunului]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cristoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dimineata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[era]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mniezo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pe cruce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[popa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sat intr]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sorbit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[terminat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zice]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=227</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bunul mniezo si Cristoase! sunt prieteni vechi. Cristoase! detine prin mila bunului mniezo un birt intr-o comuna. Cristoase! a terminat scoala cam cum a terminat-o orice popa, devenind teoretic evident popa. Dar, din cine stie ce motive, n-a incaput sa profeseze la biserica, asa ca si-a deschis un birt. Cand Cristoase! are birt, bunul mniezo [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>253</slash:comments>
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		<title>Scarbos, dar moralizator!</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/scarbos-dar-moralizator/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/scarbos-dar-moralizator/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:22:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acasa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ajunga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[avanta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bleah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cristoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[din]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gajica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[luat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mniezo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pentru]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[povestea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vrea]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=215</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bunul mniezo are o mare problema scriind chestia asta, pentru ca nu vrea sa-si piarda fanii mai credinciosi de felul lor. Dar pentru ca intamplarea, desi groteasca, are si o latura moralizatoare, treba totusi sa o auziti si voi. 
Cristoase! isi aduce acasa pe Gajica. O cunoscuse cu doua ore mai devreme si Gajica parea [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Federatia Etiopiana de schi.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/federatia-etiopiana-de-schi-cina-cea-de-taine/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/federatia-etiopiana-de-schi-cina-cea-de-taine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ceea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cheama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[desert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[este]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Etiopia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fapt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Federatia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fost]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[georgescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iarna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Interesant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[merita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mniezo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olimpiada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[omul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oricum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Robel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Robi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sau]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[schi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sport]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spune]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=176</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Robel, sau Robi, cum ii spune bunul mniezo, este ceea ce se cheama &#8220;Federatia Etiopiana de schi&#8221;.  L-am cunoscut in Etiopia, unde se dadea pe role, antrenandu-se pentru olimpiada de iarna. Era in desert cand facea asta. Interesant! Ce e si mai interesant e ca bunul mniezo n-a fost de fapt niciodata in Etiopia.
 
Oricum, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>31</slash:comments>
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		<title>Despre mobilier, politically incorrect.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/209/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/209/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amintiri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cristoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dintre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dispa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frumos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[intram]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mamele]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mniezo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noptiera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noroi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[opri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[P.V]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prieteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Timisoara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vale ca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yoko Tobi]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=209</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ieri noaptea bunul mniezo s-a betivanit cu Cristoase!, care a venit tocmai de la noi de-acasa de la malul marii pana la Timisoara. Cu ocazia asta ne-am comemorat mamele si am depanat amintiri. S-a intamplat ca prietenii bunului mniezo sa inchirieze acum multa multa vreme o amarata de carciumioara de vo doi metri patrati, unde [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>174</slash:comments>
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		<title>Casa</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/casa/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/03/casa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aberatii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[capitole]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[complete care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[deci]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[din]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[distribuite]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[incat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[locul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mniezo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[proza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[veti]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[V-am tot amenintat pe ici pe colo, referitor la prodigioasa activitate intelectuala a bunului mniezo, despre care stau marturie o serie de aberatii in proza sau lirice si pe alocuri ploaie.
Amu sa va povesteasca bunul mniezo despre operele sale complete, care au fost la inceput o povestire, care a devenit nuvela, care se pare ca [...]]]></description>
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