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	<description>Nu ma faceti sa vin la voi!</description>
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		<title>Iubiri interzise, telenovela de apartament mic.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/07/iubiri-interzise-telenovela-de-apartament-mic/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/07/iubiri-interzise-telenovela-de-apartament-mic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bucuresti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[colt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cristoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doarme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gajica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gajicii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mort]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spuna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[uita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[varul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vrea]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cristoase! a tras de fiare si e solid si mare si rau. Beat mort merge la Gajica locuinda in ceva colt de bucuresti si Gajica era cu varul Gajicii si Cristoase! i-a explicat ca el nu are cum sa se intoarca in coltul lui de bucuresti care e alt colt, asa ca doarme la Gajica, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Scurt/2</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/07/scurt2/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/07/scurt2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:41:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arsa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[avea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blonda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[calcat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[draguta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gajica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[indreptat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[isi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lucru]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[venit]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=357</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Gajica blonda si draguta a venit la lucru toata arsa pe fata si a intrebat-o mniezo ce avea si ea isi indreptase parul da&#8217; pentru ca nu i-a mers placa de indreptat parul si l-a indreptat cu fierul de calcat.
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Porno-casierele de la supermarket</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/07/porno-casierele-de-la-supermarket/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/07/porno-casierele-de-la-supermarket/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 12:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Basu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Basu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adev]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[avea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[azi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banane]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[despre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iau]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[mân]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marfa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pentru]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Porno-casiera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rucior]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sau]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sticl]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pentru că România a fost invadată de porno-pitici, porno-ziariste, ba chiar şi porno-actriţe porno, de ce nu ar avea loc in Divina noastră parodie şi nişte porno-casiere?! Cele ce urmează sunt 100% adevărate.
Porno-casiera:V-o pun în pungă sau o luaţi în mână?
Clientul, resemnat: O iau în mână, e mai bine.
Evident, era vorba despre o sticlă de [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tot ce trebuie sa stii despre recrutare.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/07/tot-ce-trebuie-sa-stii-despre-recrutare/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/07/tot-ce-trebuie-sa-stii-despre-recrutare/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 01:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ce faci]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cel putin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[el pana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fructe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex feminin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vremea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zis]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=351</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Pe vremea cand bunul mniezo era mai tinerel, se putea face armata chiar daca nu doreai asta. Cel putin recrutarea era obligatorie. Pentru acei dintre dumneavoastra de sex feminin, cum ar fi femeile sau cei care n-au fost la recrutare, treba sa stiti de la bunul mniezo ca acolo te dezbraca si iti masoara putulica. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Geci de blugi, savarine şi secs oral</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/geci-de-blugi-savarine-si-secs-oral/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/geci-de-blugi-savarine-si-secs-oral/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 06:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Basu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Basu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[De noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[capul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cristoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[din]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[durea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[era]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gajica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harley Mavinson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ontologia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[posat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[roac]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[singur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teleologia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unu]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=347</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Pentru confidenţialitatea datelor personale, în cele ce urmează, prin mila bunului Mniezo, protagoniştii nostri se vor chema Cristoase!Unu, Cristoase! Doi, Gajica Unu şi Gajica doi.
Cristoase!Unu era roacăr. Dar nu orice fel de roacăr, era unul din ăia răi, cu plete şi geacă de blugi, pantaloni peticiţi, perfuzie cu vodkă, în fine, toate cele. Cristoase! Doi [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Cristoase! a vrut sa-l bata pe Brad Pitt.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/cristoase-a-vrut-sa-l-bata-pe-brad-pitt/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/cristoase-a-vrut-sa-l-bata-pe-brad-pitt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 03:17:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brad pitt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[calea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[carca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cluj]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cristoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[decat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[din]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[era]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[imediat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moldavian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music pub]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pitt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prieteni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rachet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zise]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=345</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mi-am adus aminte de Cristoase! care era cu colejii lui de camera din caminul 5 din Observatorul din Cluj. Cristoase! nu era cel mai roacher din lume, asa ca s-a dus in Music Pubul din Cluj si ungurii de-acolo nu-i pareau lui foarte prietenosi. Cand ceva blond cu ochi albastri destul de solid a trecut [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Am fost la munte.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/am-fost-la-munte/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/am-fost-la-munte/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 23:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[afara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bolovan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cristoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[decat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gajica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Idiotului]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[imbecil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lasat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[limba romana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[luat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mniezo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[viceroy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=343</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dar nu acum, mai demult, cand aveam 16 ani si Cristoase! avea 14.  Acolo, pe traseul imbecil dintre Cabana Idiotului si ceva lac de prin  Parang, ne-am ratacit de doua ori la dus si de trei ori la intors. Dar  l-am luat pe Cristoase! si hai sa mergem la cabana. La Cabana [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Margareta si porumbeii</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/margareta-si-porumbeii/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/margareta-si-porumbeii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 00:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cristoase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[din]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[era]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gasca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[margareta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oriunde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parasit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pentru]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ponei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porumbei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porumbeii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sa zic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sacul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tigle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Timisoara]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=340</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Cristoase! arata ca un drac uman. Are o pleata rara, impletita in coada de ponei, ca sa zic asa. Intr-un post pe care cred ca l-am sters la un moment dat, povesteam cum Cristoase! de gelozie a muscat dintr-un oltcit si si-a spart dintii, pe care i-a inlocuit cu dinti de metal. Erau de fapt [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Knofler. White Horse. Costinesti.</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/knofler-white-horse-costinesti/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/knofler-white-horse-costinesti/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 23:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mniezo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Mniezo']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[De muzica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunului]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chitarist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[costinesti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dimineata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[din]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doua]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dupa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fac]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gajica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[knofler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mniezo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[muzica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[muzica buna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[place]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[promis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sunt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tanar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zic]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=311</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dupa ce am cunoscut o fata cu strabism si i-am dat doua ca se uita dupa alt barbat, mi-am adus aminte ca v-am promis ca scriu si de muzica, si de film, de etc etc. Bunului mniezo ii place sa creada ca asculta muzica buna, in felul lui, asa. Ca sa va zic ce chitarist [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
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		<title>L-am cunoscut pe ucigaşul lui Jean Constantin</title>
		<link>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/l-am-cunoscut-pe-ucigasul-lui-jeanconstantin/</link>
		<comments>http://divinaparodie.com/2010/06/l-am-cunoscut-pe-ucigasul-lui-jeanconstantin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 12:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Basu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Basu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acolo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Al]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[azi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bot]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://divinaparodie.com/?p=326</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[E duminică. Aşa cum orice  orăşean cu gâtul ros de traistă e obişnuit, duminica se merge la târgul de animale. Acolo se vizionează, iepuri, peşti, câini, pârşi şi alte orătănii.
Azi, pe drumul de costişă ce duce spre acasă, tată-miu  a dat bot în bot, bine că nu la propriu, cu un prieten vechi. Al lui, [...]]]></description>
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